USS MULLINNIX DD-944

Call to a Navy Recruiter

Sailors: "They spend the first six days of each week sowing their wild oats, then they go to church on Sunday and pray for crop failure."         Bob Hope

I Like The Navy
A Reflection by VAdm Harold Koenig, USN (Retired)
The Admiral mentions the Mullinnix is his reflections





             


AND, Foghat saying, "Watch this! I saw this in a cartoon once!"


There is no such thing as an ex-sailor!

Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy!!
Just like Boston Legal's Denny Crain...
Click "Denny Crain Wants to Sign Up!"
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When's the last time you gave a rat's ass about anything? Nope! Barely moved for me either!

Two retired Torpedomen in Charleston were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store, “Torpedoes-R-Us”. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up; waiting for the gilley shipment to arrive.

One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some idiot sailor is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.”

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a crusty old retired NavET walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick salty accent asked, “What the #*/@ are you sellin’ in here?”

One of the Torpedomen replied sarcastically, “We're selling assholes.”

Without skipping a beat, the old NavET said, “You're doin' well then... only two left!”